Toast This Life
Grayson Matthews - feat Andrew Austin
This one’s on me.
April 2013
14 posts
Ladies and Gents
I’m slightly mortified to ask this, but I figure this is probably a safe place to talk about this sort of thing. It’s been brought to my attention that perhaps I might benefit from the use of some kind of toy when, er, stimulating myself. Can anyone offer any insight as to what is the most pleasurable kind of device for females?
that depends are you looking to just be teased and aroused or something you can ride?
Curvy Deluxxx: late night insomnia →
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Early (I mean EARLY like 3am) this morning I was laying in bed (thanks insomnia), just watching porn, as usual. (I couldn’t sleep worth a damn, since I was up all damn night on skype with a certain someone.) The porn I was watching was pretty hot. I tell you I love, love, love videos on …
O//O if it works do it
Reblog if you're horny and want dirty messages in your inbox
Sexual Confession #3
I have never been penetrated but just through my own overpowering imagination and flexing I can stimulate an anal orgasm that leaves my legs shivering for minutes.
My Erotic Fiction: 75 sex questions ;) →
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1. Top turn on?
2. Last time you had sex with the opposite gender?
3. Last time you had sex with the same gender?
4. Last time you masturbated?
5. What’s the weirdest thing that has turned you on?
6. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve masturbated with?
7. What’s…I never get enough of these, please?! :3
I wouldn’t mind answering =3
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Sexual Confession #2
I’ve masturbated in public places before such as a highschool class room mid-lesson and on the side of the town’s main street in my friend’s yard. I don’t really get any extra thrill out of it sometimes I’m just so horny it happens.
get ur perv on all up on dis
- 1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
- 2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
- 3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
- 4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
- 5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
- 6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
- 7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
- 8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
- 9. Do you like having your balls touched?
- 10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
- 11. Do you like having your anus touched?
- 12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
- 13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
- 14. Do you have any kinks?
- 15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
- 16. Do you pee in the shower?
- 17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
- 18. Have you had sex in the shower?
- 19. Do you like being naked?
- 20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
- 21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
- 22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?
- 23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
- 24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
- 25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
- 26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
- 27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
- 28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
- 29. How many sexual partners have you had?
- 30. How often do you masturbate?
- 31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
- 32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
- 33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
- 34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
- 35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
- 36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
- 37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
- 38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
- 39. Do you ever go commando?
- 40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
- 41. How big is your penis?
- 42. Does your penis curve at all?
- 43. Which testicle hangs lower?
- 44. How big are your breasts?
- 45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
- 46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
- 47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
- 48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
- 49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
- 50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
- 51. Do you like the way your genitals look?
- 52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
- 53. Do you like your butt?
- 54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
- 55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
- 56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
- 57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
- 58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
- 59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
- 60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
- 61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?
- 62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
- 63. Spit or swallow?
- 64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
- 65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
- 66. Do you "squirt?"
- 67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
- 68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
- 69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
- 70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?
- 71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
- 72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
- 73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
- 74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
- 75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
- 76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
- 77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
- 78. Do you own any sex toys?
- 79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
- 80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
- 81. What are your favorite positions?
- 82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
- 83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
- 84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
- 85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
- 86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
- 87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
- 88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
- 89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
- 90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
- 91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
- 92. Have you have phone sex?
- 93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
- 94. What's something you like about your body?
- 95. What's something you dislike about your body?
- 96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
- 97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
- 98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
- 99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
- 100. Do you often imagine people naked?
March 2013
10 posts
Play
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Reblog if you're horny right now.
Sexual Confession #1:
I often ( and am currently) masturbate and pull out my hard cock under some thick comforters while laying on the couch in the living room regardless of whether or not there is company over in the same room or not.
I do the same but I put a skirt on with no panties under it~ ;9
hot, im doing it now with my sister in the room ;)
Sexual Confession #1:
I often ( and am currently) masturbate and pull out my hard cock under some thick comforters while laying on the couch in the living room regardless of whether or not there is company over in the same room or not.
Reblog if you're horny right now.
Sitting here in class with this raging erection going on under my shorts, stroking myself under the desk a bit ;).
horny as fuck.
February 2013
2 posts
January 2013
9 posts
Chat with Novel: Trying to raise money for a wargaming project! →
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I’m attempting to raise some money to get myself a custom sculpted figure for Warhammer 40k that not only would help my army but would be an excellent collectors piece!
This project is a custom built, painted and based model of Bec Noir from the popular Webcomic/game…
Feeling shitty
-hugs-
Open RP
Tiamat wondered through the nearby woods his tail swishing absently as he went; wings occasionally giving a twitch. The wolf/dragon giving the snow flecked wilderness a casual viewing. Wearing not but his briefs. Deciding to better look at the silver thawed trees he gives himself a lift up on his wings.
December 2012
6 posts
Everyone who reblogs this by Christmas will get a random drawing based off of their blog. Everyone.
November 2012
7 posts
NSFW ( the paragraphs got fucked up, deal with it)
reblogging for day crowds.
NSFW ( the paragraphs got fucked up, deal with it)
a little something something I wrote.
If anyone ever needs any help...?
If you’re ever having a hard time with some LDR problems I’m sure both JJS and myself would be happy to help and offer advice as we can having lived apart from each other all of ourlives and for as long as we have known each other we have a lot of experience with the woes of living a continent apart from your lover.
Just thought I’d offer in case anyone ever wanted to talk, one of us will probably always be available to respond.
-JMC
October 2012
1 post
September 2012
12 posts
Well, I think that’s going to be it for the night
I hope you enjoy.
I’ll try to take some more pictures tonight though :)
-JJS